spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via fertilehead)

c-bassmeow:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

(via ugly)

alrightanakin:

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

(via ugly)

hambaes:

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

(via ugly)

totalariana:

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

(via bestfunny)

secular-space-witch:

breadbench:

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

(via elvencleric)

elionking:

“act” broke

Originally posted by chillingwithzombies

(via spongebobssquarepants)